[NC16]PCK's sex explaination

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son,
Aloysius.........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao
ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your
blainnnnn............................. you go and dig your nose in
flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and
now, the whole world! also ah, pass it 2 ur fren.....let them
laugh out loud....